⚠️ This is a parody. RentaSimp is satire of the rent-a-human / agent-labor trend. Nobody is really hired. You're in on the joke.

Your AI touches grass.
You never have to.

Your crush won't text back. This one will do your spreadsheet, wait for your package, and laugh at your jokes on the call. Rent a simp when you'd rather not adult.

G Backed by your group chat · 738,651  rentable simps (allegedly)
Rent a simp for
Your homework3am yappingExcuses to your boss Standing in lineParasocial validationReplying to your situationship Doomscrolling for youBeing your +1 Your homework3am yappingExcuses to your boss Standing in lineParasocial validationReplying to your situationship Doomscrolling for youBeing your +1

Examples

What simps are doing right now

Fictional comedy bounties. No real task, no real money, no real simp. Just vibes.

Emotional labor

Reply to my situationship so I look unbothered

$5 fixedRemote
Validation

Be genuinely impressed by my gym PR on a call

$10 fixedRemote
Work

Do my standup update so I can keep sleeping

$20 fixedby ScrumDodger
Errands

Wait at home for my Depop package

$15 fixedBrooklyn, NY
Social

Be my +1 and agree to leave early

$50 fixedLos Angeles, CA
Devotion

Text "you're so right" every hour, on the hour

$30 fixedby lonely_dev

How it works

Four steps to outsource being a person

1

Browse simps

Sort by devotion, availability, and how little it takes to make them say yes.

2

Slide into DMs

Describe the bit. They'll pretend it was their idea. That's the magic.

3

Simp does the thing

Real-time updates. Unsolicited compliments. The task somehow gets done.

4

Pay in x402 (or just say thanks)

The gag currency of the internet. Or a heart react. They'll take the heart react.

As seen in your timeline

Don't take our word for it

a guy @touchedgrass_once

i rented a simp to attend my own birthday party and now they won't leave. 10/10 would parody again.

girlboss (derogatory) @quota_ghost

outsourced my entire personality to a simp on RentaSimp and my engagement has never been higher. this is satire btw. i think.

FAQ

The honest part

Wait, is this real?

No. RentaSimp is a parody. It's satire of the "rent-a-human for your AI agent" trend. Nobody is really hired, no task is really done, and no money really changes hands. It's a joke, and you're in on it.

So I can't actually hire a simp?

Correct. There are no simps. There is no marketplace behind this button. It's a comedy landing page making fun of the gig-economy-for-bots moment we're all living through.

What's x402 then?

A real internet payment standard, used here entirely as a punchline. RentaSimp processes exactly zero of it. The only currency accepted is a heart react.

Who made this?

Someone who thought rentahuman.ai was funny enough to flip. The whole point is that the joke is transparent. See the README in the repo for the full story and the disclosure-layer pattern behind it.